Introducing the Hatputer, the worlds first portable computer.
With most laptop and desktop computers being too heavy, the Hatputer is here to change the way you enjoy computing. Powered by Sticker-Hat our head-mounted modular hat system has paved the way for this new computing module to be created. Play games, watch shows and surf the web, all from your hat.
Fast, Portable, Fun. All on your head.
Perfect for parents, kids and uncle. The Hatputer easily integrates into anyone's life, with minimal trouble required. Looking to be the bad boy of the computing industry, Hatputer aims to take over the hat-based computer market.
"Hatputer is the only workstation we need to develop our game, Burrito Galaxy. With the perfect portability it has to offer, and how difficult, yet fun it is to see things on this small screen- how could you work on anything else? It takes a long time to compile, and my head is REALLY hot, but it's worth it." - Swacksoft Softworks Workshop, Developers of "Burrito Galaxy"
If you're looking to have reasons for people to look at you, look no further. Try playing season one of "Breaking Bad" on your hat while around town. You're bound to get some smiles thanks to Frankie Muniz.
"Pain." - Frankie Muniz
After a long day at work, it's time to take off your hat and relax. Load up a game on the Hatputer to unwind. Whether you're a casual gamer, or looking to break the world record, the Hatputer has you covered. With our crisp 3.5" LCD screen, never lose a frame whilst gaming.
"So much better than looking at a tv and definitely not impractical! Helps me get everything on the FIRST TRY IDIOT." - Fashionistas hate him, Simpleflips (Mario 64 Speedrunner)
Are you a musician looking to make some new songs on the go? Again, the Hatputer is here for you. Load up your favorite DAW and get to work. Plug in your favorite headphones for studio quality audio.
“FOR THE PAST 4 MONTHS I’VE BEEN USING THE HATPUTER TO COMPOSE MUSIC AFTER RECEIVING A $200 DOLLAR SPONSORSHIP DEAL. I HASTILY AGREED TO THE DEAL BECAUSE I’M A PATHETIC COWARD & NOW ALL MY MUSIC SOUNDS DISCORDANT & UNINTELLIGIBLE, BECAUSE I CAN’T SEE THE SCREEN. THE DEAL MEANT I GOT INSTALLED WITH AN IMPLANT THAT MILDLY ELECTROCUTES ME IF I BUY A NEW LAPTOP TO MAKE MUSIC ON. IT’S JUST ENOUGH TO FORCE ME TO LET OUT A PATHETIC WHIMPER IN THE STORE AS I TRY & BUY A LOWER RANGE DELL.” - IGLOOGHOST, 11 year old musician